Miss Teen USA, Are you serious?

I love watching Beauty pageants, you name it, Miss World, Miss Universe, Miss USA, even Miss Teen USA. Such perfect body, poise, elegance, their gracefulness, they strut their stuff on stage with complete confidence. I used to admire them or most people call them Beauty Queens.

Now i just watch and laugh all the way through it, I'm not jealous of their beauty or anything like that. It seems like their exploiting their body in exchange some a few minutes of fame on camera. Fake smile, fake personality, fake everything. Yes, i do admit that some of the girls are really smart, they answer questions well, they are really intellectual and i do admire that they are setting an example that 'hey, beauty can have brains too'.

Why am i saying they are fake? Because what they portray on the camera are not themselves. I don't think doing charity work is sincere when they are doing it for the sake of television is not right. I mean, all of them, do you think they do any charity work when they are off-camera or when they did not participate in any pageant. I guess not! They are doing it because it is part of the program, the itinerary of the pageant.

Headlines "Miss World visits orphanage" or "Miss World spending time with the old folks" or "Miss Universe care for the children with Aids". The next minute you see them saying "ohh, it's so sad, these kids have aids" or "ohh,these kids have no parents, poor little thing" then there's sobbing and crying and weeping. The next minute you see the flashing their smile on stage and strutting their stuffs and shaking their bon-bons on camera. FAKE!

What will they do when they win the title? They do charity work only for a year, because they are oblige to do it. It's in their contract to hold the title. They become spokesperson, they do 'Public Announcement' for certain organization and foundation. Well, they get their money and after a year they pass on the crown to the next reigning queen and their charity work disaapears and you never hear from them again! FAKE!

But recently there are too many cases that girls are attacking and sabotaging each other belongings off-stage cause of jealousy. I mean, all the girls are there for a good cause! To bring World Peace! Remember???!!!?? Girls can be cruel and vicious creature if they are blinded by rage, jealousy and vengeance. They will do anything and everything to bring their opponents or enemies down. I am a girl myself, i know our species well. :)

The recent Miss Universe Scandal, where Miss Puerto Rico was sabotaged by one of the Miss Universe contestant. Pepper spray was found on the swim wear, evening gown even in her makeup. See how vicious a girl can be, lucky it's only rashes and she felt some burning sensations. What if she is genetically allergic to it, it may kill her!

Miss Puerto Rico was even accused of making it all up, until the police report confirms that they found evidencing of pepper spray on her evening gown. Thank god that she won the Pageant! Serve the person that sabotaged her right!





Talking about Pageants, there's lots of parents in The States are quite obsessed with grooming their daughters to be Beauty Queens. They control their eating to they can stay in shape, hire a Fitness consultant to keep fit, a Speech Coach to help them tackle difficult questions when asked on Pageants. Some girls are doing it willingly, some are force by parents and hopefully their daughters can reach stardom and be famous, if not, probably they will meet somebody rich and make them their wife :) who knows right? Guys always fall for Beauty queens, even if they are airheads.

I stumble upon this clip from youtube featuring this contestant from Miss Teen USA named Tara Connor representing South Carolina. OK, i don't blame her for making fool of herself on stage, because she is blond. I know, it's not a nice thing to say. The question asked was not even difficult, it's quite a straight forward question. I mean, they do have Speech Coach guiding them all the way, right?

The question asked by a judge 'Recent polls have shown that a fifth of Americans can't locate the US on the world map. Why do you think this is?

Miss South Carolina answered:




"I personally believe the US Americans are unable to do so because uh, some people out there in our nations.....don't have maps and i believe our education like such as south africa and iraq everywhere like such as ....and i believe that they should our education over here! In the US should help the US., should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future...for our children". :)


Hmmm...she can't even make a full sentence. No one even understand a word that comes out of her mouth. Not only does she did not answer the question, she can't even make a profer sentence and her answer doesn't even make any sense. But, life always have second chances. The people from the Today Show gave her a second chance to tackle the question, i don't think it is a very good comeback answer. I really thought she could do better, come on you would already be expecting them to ask you the question again. OK, i must give her credit for having the courage to go on National TV and face criticism of the press again. If it was me, i'll hide my face under a brown bag wherever i go!




Can't answer questions, no biggie. Go on a talk show and redeem yourself, take a second try to answer the question. What if this happens?





You think that humiliating yourself on stage is the worst thing that could happen to you? Take a look at this clip. I wouldn't want this to happen to me, imagine you are walking down the runway and this happens!!!





A WALDROBE MULFUNCTION???!!!??